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In timp ce examina o femeie, doctorul ii spune:
„Inima, plamanii, pulsul si presiunea arteriala, sunt toate bune.”
Acum vreau sa vad putin, partea care va baga pe dumneavoastra, femeile, in tot feluri de necazuri.
Femeia incepe sa se dezbrace, dar este intrerupta de doctor:
– Nu! Nu! Nu va dezbracati ! Doar scoateti limba !…

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Un tip întârzie la muncă. 

Şeful urlă la el:

- Trebuia să fii aici la 8.30!

- De ce, ce s-a întâmplat la 8.30?! 

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